You know what I find very funny about this post? Is that you probably are talking about Omi, and I was the one who sent her that fic to read in the first place, which, in turn made her put it on her AIM. lol Well, even if it isn't Omi, yeah, it's "Welcome to the Real World" by IamtheLizardQueen, like everyone else said. lol You actually prolly could have found it by Google-ing it. That's what I do if I've got a quote I'm trying to find the story for.